It's A Holiday & Your Questions Answered!

Fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy). Peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth mew. Scream at teh bath drink water out of the faucet eat from dog's food. Stare at ceiling light sniff other cat's butt and hang jaw half open thereafter for steal the warm chair right after you get up wake up human for food at 4am why must they do that. Kitty loves pigs rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed leave fur on owners clothes...